It is very well said that if you can drive in India, you can drive anywhere in the world. Well, in Chandigarh it’s more like a cake-walk though.
Still, Chandigarhians are afterall Indian too! How can we be any different?
Honking horns on red light, unannounced F1 race at the traffic light!
O yes! I know you all do this!
And the classic when you have your indicator on to move to your left and they actually go the opposite direction. I don’t know how people remain calm all that comes in my head is ( beep). ( beeeeeeeep) **%#^#*# ( Still beeeeping)
Yup, so here are the types of drivers we all must have come across at least once in our life.
THE OVER TAKERS
Like yeah cool, over me, but don’t and I SINCERELY MEAN DON’T OVER TAKE ME AND SLOW THE HELL DOWN. THAT WILL BLOOD MY BOILS TO A POINT I MIGHT EXPLODE!
Ever thought, you were going fast, but there’s always one person faster than you and when they pass it’s like lightening, you can’t even see them.
THE SLOW POKES THAT ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
This is what I love to call slow death. First there’s traffic and as if that wasn’t bad enough, the light turns green and you are suck behind them. LIKE MOVE AHEAD BEFORE THE SIGNAL TURNS GREEN AGAIN YOU L’IL HEARTLESS HUMAN.
THE CONSTANT ABUSER
EVERYONE ON THE ROAD IS PISSING YOU OFF. YOU’RE IN PERMANENT BAD MOOD. LIFE SUCKS. YOU ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW AND *BEEP* * BEEP*
THE OBSESSIVE HONKER
Because clearly they think honking is their birth right. The signal is red *BEEP*, car moves one inch ahead *BEEP* See’s a person walking *BEEP*.
You’re just like where do you want me to move?
The drivers that come so close to your car, that you might bang you but don’t. They give you the biggest scare ever.
THE DISTRACTED ONES
The ones that have the volume so high that sometimes they need to lower it to concentrate on the road.
THE AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS
Always ready to kill someone. They break the speed limit the signals. They are ready to get into fights and are the most aggressive.
THE ONES THAT ALMOST KILL PEDESTRIANS
Hahaha… When you’re the one walking on the road, it’s fine but when you’re the one driving the pedestrians are the most annoying things to drivers. We are like, why did the government make the footpath for you so you can walk on the road?
LASTLY THE LOSERS
Or did I mean LEARNERS. Who knows they are ALL one of the same.
So what kind of driver are you?